--So I'm moving to a new house soon, and my parents are talking about how we're going to stop buying a lot of food because they don't want to move it to the new house. There's never anything to eat AS IT IS. I was eating bread in the kitchen the other day, in a mesh of angry and dejected emotions, before my grandparents showed up and were like "HAI YOU WANT SOME ICE CREAM" and I was like "HECK YES I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, AND A BACON CHEESEBURGER TOO". So I ate.
--My mother repeats the same things that she thinks are funny OVER and OVER again. One, they weren't funny to begin with, two, she's like a twelve year old who just discovered memes.
--I HATE STABBING NECK PAIN.
--I want...to update my wallpaper. On my sexpot Macbook.
--I wish the scanner worked.
--Insert bass line.
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